Now, that school is officially over and I'm still living with my parents. My life has to be the most sad thing. I have work and We Wear Pink. The most exciting thing that's been happening in my minimum wage job is the fact that I was told to train the new hires. Whoever, decided that was a good idea obviously hasn't worked with me.
My thought is that they were testing me for manager material in order to see if I could handle the pressure. I handled the pressure just fine. How well the new trainees progressed in their skill set is questionable. However, on her third day on the job this girl I will call “wide forehead” tells me to get something done.
My thought is that they were testing me for manager material in order to see if I could handle the pressure. I handled the pressure just fine. How well the new trainees progressed in their skill set is questionable. However, on her third day on the job this girl I will call “wide forehead” tells me to get something done.
This is her Forehead. Except Bigger.
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I stared this hunty down and l said to her, “Excuse me? Do you not remember the day before when you were asking me how to do something. You still don't know everything I know, so you can sashay away now with your receding hairline.
That at least is how I imagine myself saying it. Really, it went down more along the lines of me passive aggressively telling her, no I wasn't about to do it, but if you Miss Wide Forehead would like to you may go ahead.
She gave me dirty looks for the rest of the night, but what she fails to comprehend is that she is expendable. We shall see how long she lasts.
I might also add that this little boy, started stripping right in front of the store window. There, I was doing my job when I see this boy take his shirt off outside. Mind you , it was hot, so I wasn't hardcore judging yet. But, once he started taking his pants off, I was like, no sir. I'm fairly sure he would have taken his underwear off (They were a tepid plaid) except this car was glaring him down harder then I was and he got out of the way.
Now, whenever I meet someone I not only tell them about Ester Dean retweeting something I said, but also about this flat chested child taking his clothes off in the middle of a parking lot. I've been getting rave reviews from both stories.
That at least is how I imagine myself saying it. Really, it went down more along the lines of me passive aggressively telling her, no I wasn't about to do it, but if you Miss Wide Forehead would like to you may go ahead.
She gave me dirty looks for the rest of the night, but what she fails to comprehend is that she is expendable. We shall see how long she lasts.
I might also add that this little boy, started stripping right in front of the store window. There, I was doing my job when I see this boy take his shirt off outside. Mind you , it was hot, so I wasn't hardcore judging yet. But, once he started taking his pants off, I was like, no sir. I'm fairly sure he would have taken his underwear off (They were a tepid plaid) except this car was glaring him down harder then I was and he got out of the way.
Now, whenever I meet someone I not only tell them about Ester Dean retweeting something I said, but also about this flat chested child taking his clothes off in the middle of a parking lot. I've been getting rave reviews from both stories.
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These however are both minor accomplishments to a true milestone in my life. I have finally purchased my first Cher album. It's entitled Closer to the Truth and it came out just last year, and for a 66 year old, might I add that Cher is still fabulous. If even more fabulous then during her Sonny and Cher phase.
What, I love about Closer to the Truth is that despite all of it's modern trappings it has all the trademarks of prior decades. Questionable lyrics, a clear A Side/ B Side, and a good cover song. This time courtesy of Miley Cyrus (Prior twerking, penis riding Miley) that Cher slays.
Step number two after any infatuation is to watch any applicable music videos. You should be familiar with floor stomping “Woman's World” already, but what shook me to my core was the too gay too function “Take It Like A Man”. A song already directed squarely at her male admirers got done up by a slew of porn stars and the Andrew Christian models.
Now, I had never heard of this brand “Andrew Christian” before indulging in the skin of the “Take It Like A Man” video. However, essentially it's the male Victoria's Secret, that veers more towards porn then high quality fashion merchandise that their logo might imply. I was truly shocked by this website. The link will not be including for you. If you wish to find it, type Andrew Christian into your google search bar and I'm sure you will find it. We Wear Pink has no problems with porn, or you our people watching it, but we do not promote porn. We're classy bitches.
What, I love about Closer to the Truth is that despite all of it's modern trappings it has all the trademarks of prior decades. Questionable lyrics, a clear A Side/ B Side, and a good cover song. This time courtesy of Miley Cyrus (Prior twerking, penis riding Miley) that Cher slays.
Step number two after any infatuation is to watch any applicable music videos. You should be familiar with floor stomping “Woman's World” already, but what shook me to my core was the too gay too function “Take It Like A Man”. A song already directed squarely at her male admirers got done up by a slew of porn stars and the Andrew Christian models.
Now, I had never heard of this brand “Andrew Christian” before indulging in the skin of the “Take It Like A Man” video. However, essentially it's the male Victoria's Secret, that veers more towards porn then high quality fashion merchandise that their logo might imply. I was truly shocked by this website. The link will not be including for you. If you wish to find it, type Andrew Christian into your google search bar and I'm sure you will find it. We Wear Pink has no problems with porn, or you our people watching it, but we do not promote porn. We're classy bitches.
Yes. It Is The Love Song From The Movie "The Last Song"
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However, I really should have guessed what Andrew Christian was all about. One of their underwear types has padding in the front. It simulates that there's more weight behind a man's zipper then they're really is. I don't support this false advertisement.
They also support National Condom Day.
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This is me giving you the tilted head, question and pause look.
They also support National Condom Day.
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This is me giving you the tilted head, question and pause look.
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If all that wasn't enough I finally saw the movie All The Boys Love Mandy Lane. It's supposed to be a horror movie. Now, let me tell you there was not one point in this movie that scared me. But, it was fabulous.
I bought it at Target for thirteen dollars, but I was not about to watch it alone. So, that Tuesday I called everyone in my directory and said, “Hey, bitches. Come over on Thursday. We're watching a horror movie.”
Tragically none of the WWP family was able to be there, but if they had been they would have loved it. I'm just going to have to watch it again with them, so they can see it. As with all great horror movies there was a lot of ridiculous dialogue.
I bought it at Target for thirteen dollars, but I was not about to watch it alone. So, that Tuesday I called everyone in my directory and said, “Hey, bitches. Come over on Thursday. We're watching a horror movie.”
Tragically none of the WWP family was able to be there, but if they had been they would have loved it. I'm just going to have to watch it again with them, so they can see it. As with all great horror movies there was a lot of ridiculous dialogue.
It's not my fault that she has image problems. She knows she needs to lose the weight.”“
“Get down off the roof. You too, you mother f**ker!”
“Don't shoot me in the face. My mom would want to have an open casket.”
I May Have Blood On My Face, But, I'm OK
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They also never knew they were in a horror movie. Practically everyone had died, but they were all so wasted they didn't notice or if they did notice, they just assumed they were “hooking up”. The whole time Mandy Lane is the only one who hasn't totally lost her mind. She's standing there like “No, I'm not going to huff that whip cream can.”
Needless to say she was the only one who was prepared to deal with the crazy killer. When, one of them gets shot, she says I'll stay here and take care of him. You should go get help. The other two are running as fast as they can towards the car, but when they make it to the car. They stand there. Shock of all shocks when some blood shed goes down, right there. It was once again back down to Mandy Lane (And wounded ranch hand) vs. Crazed Killer.
Needless to say she was the only one who was prepared to deal with the crazy killer. When, one of them gets shot, she says I'll stay here and take care of him. You should go get help. The other two are running as fast as they can towards the car, but when they make it to the car. They stand there. Shock of all shocks when some blood shed goes down, right there. It was once again back down to Mandy Lane (And wounded ranch hand) vs. Crazed Killer.
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From there you can probably piece together what happened. It probably sounds like I don't like this movie, but I love it. It's so insanely watchable. Although, poor Boomer could not seem to follow the plot to save his life. He was helping out at a college orientation and came in about an hour after the movie started. He just didn't get it, and I said to him, “Honey, it's okay. Mandy Lane. The sexy blond. Is the coherent one. Everyone else is going to die. This is essentailly And Then There Were None, except without the nursery rhyme.”
He still didn't understand, so I gave him food.
He still didn't understand, so I gave him food.
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What's your favorite horror movie? All answers are acceptable as long as it's not House of Wax.